It’s finally happened. I’ve finally found the Greatest. Idea. Ever. A wearable device actually worth wearing. One designed to create an impenetrable force field around you. That’s right. We now have a wearable capable of ensuring that you’ll never get another mosquito bite for the rest of our life.
Mosquito bites are one of nature’s worse creations. They itch, annoy us, prevent us from getting a good night’s rest, and may even prevent us from staying outside for as long as we’d like to or going to locations that we would have wanted to go to. Not to mention the way they carry and transmit diseases.
They’re such a nuisance that people like Bill Gates have gone to great lengths to try and genetically engineer solutions as they aim to reduce Malaria’s impact on the developing world. But what if there was a better way to deal with our mosquito problem? What if, instead of playing God, we could just make it so that the mosquitos can’t even get close to us? That’s where Bandito comes in.
Digital Trends explains how this incredible wearable works, “The first line of defense that the Bandito offers is the use of sonic waves set at a frequency that repels a variety of different types of bugs. The sound is imperceptible to the human ear, and won’t bother pets either, but will quickly drive mosquitoes away. The device also uses non-toxic scent strips to release an odor that will smell good to humans but will repel bugs. Those scents include citronella, peppermint, and lemongrass. Each of these methods is highly effective on its own, but when combined with one another, they should greatly reduce the number of insect bites that you’ll receive while outside.”
They add that, “An individual Bandito is built for consistent use throughout a single season. It comes with an internal battery that can function for about 500 hours, while each scent strip lasts about two weeks before it must be replaced. The device ships with 12 strips, which is enough to cover three months of consistent use outdoors. Those numbers are based on using the Bandito for up to 5.5 hours each day.”
I don’t think I can overstate just how amazing this invention is. Just imagine how great it would be if you could sleep with the window open on a warm summer night and not have to worry about waking up covered in bug bites. Just think about how great it would be if you could go hiking off the beaten path near a pond or lake and not have to worry about wearing long clothing. Armed with a single Bandito I could freely sit on my balcony and read a book or write a blog post for hours on end. Currently, I’m afraid to even open the door to my balcony on account of all the bugs I may encounter out there.
All in all, I wonder if this technology could expand to other life forms? Could I scrap my plans to develop mobile body armor and instead just wear a Bandito on a hike to keep all the snakes, scorpions, and spiders at bay? Furthermore, could its size and range be expanded so that the sensors could blanket entire regions, keeping entire communities free from the risk of a mosquito born disease outbreak?
Only time will tell. But for now if you want to learn more about what Bandito can do or if you want to support the creation of the greatest wearable of all-time be sure to check out their Indiegogo page.
Is Bandito the Greatest Idea Ever?