Naming two people to be the co-heads of the newly formed Department of Government Efficiency doesn’t seem very efficient now does it? Is this a joke? It might be. The Department of Government Efficiency or D.O.G.E. will be co-led by Elon Musk a long-time proponent of the Doge coin meme currency.
How does Musk even have time for this? The other day he announced that he’s a top ten ranked player in the world in Diablo IV. That’s on top of tweeting every five minutes while running or being heavily involved with X, Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink, Starlink, Grok, and the Boring Company among other things.
Now he’s getting involved in politics at levels never seen before single-handedly funding the Trump campaign (spending $150 million), promoting him on X (mostly by spreading misinformation), advising him and becoming a part of the government (if not actively serving as President by proxy), and even developing an app to know the results of the election up to four hours before they were official (possibly through Starlink).
Forget about how he has time for this. How is any of this even legal? How can he even hold a government office without stepping down from his companies when they have government contracts. That’s a massive conflict of interest. As is promoting his own personal agenda on a social media platform that he originally claimed would be free of bias. Not to mention promising to go after people who share views he doesn’t like. So much for being a free speech absolutist.
There have been reports that Trump or his team have already started to tire of his antics after just one week. But there are also reports and rumors that things could be getting much worse. With Musk threatening to fund the political opponents of anyone who doesn’t fall in line with Trump’s agenda. This whole time we’ve been worried about Trump and what would happen under a second Trump presidency. But perhaps its Musk that we need to be the most worried about. The richest man in the world, with control over the world’s public town square, now influencing the government of the United States of America. No one has ever had this much money, this much power, this much influence before and I fear that it’s only going to be getting worse as his ego runs wild.
The only saving grace is that common sense may be the one thing Musk and Trump are lacking. Incompetence getting in the way of their ambition. Just look at Trump’s recent cabinet picks. We’ve got a guy with a brain worm who eats animals in charge of public health, a Fox News host as the Secretary of Defense, and Matt Gaetz, a known pedophile who should be in jail, as the Attorney General.
We even got the Tiger King asking from prison to be in put in charge of the Wildlife Department. The entire cabinet is literally filled with the exact worst person for the job. If the Grinch were real, he’d be in charge of Christmas. That’s the level of absurdity we’ve reached. How can The Onion compete when real news headlines sound made up? No wonder they bought InfoWars. That was the last joke they could make. At this point reality has officially surpassed parody. The truth stranger than fiction.
To be clear the Department of Government Efficiency is not the greatest idea ever. Not even close. I just needed a headline that Musk wouldn’t ban from X so that I don’t get exiled to Blue Sky like Stephen King. But perhaps that wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would actually be fitting. Since we’re basically living in a Stephen King horror story now.
What can be done about it? Not much. The democratic party is on the ropes. The tech world has sold out to Trump and the far right so that their crypto investments and AI projects will take off. Others are either falling into line or being threatened into compliance. Some of the cabinet picks aren’t even being required to go through FBI background checks since they know they wouldn’t even pass them.
Corruption has officially seeped into the highest levels of government. Infecting every institution, every branch of government. At least those that survive. After all, Trump could soon get rid of the Department of Education while Musk might eliminate dozens of other departments and agencies in his grasp at efficiency.
This one-two punch of Dumb and Dumber poised to do irreparable harm to Americ and the institution of democracy while the country idly watches by. Hoping things will magically get better on their own while watching a train wreck. Kind of like watching the Paul Tyson fight last night while the Netflix stream constantly buffers. A frustrating experience that we all simply endure against our better judgment even though the entire thing is fixed to begin with. The outcome long since decided.
If it was up to me, I would make one change going forward to hopefully fix this debacle of a transition. Have the presidential candidates announce their cabinet picks during their campaigns. When you are voting for a candidate, you should know exactly what you’re voting for. Know what the entire cabinet would look like. If people saw how terrible these Trump picks were, perhaps they would have voted differently.
Or better yet make it so that cabinet positions aren’t even at the discretion of the President elect. These are massively important positions that dictate policy in a broad spectrum of areas from education and public health to the justice department and foreign affairs. Make people earn these spots. Have people get elected to the posts. Or at least have to apply, go through a thorough vetting and interview process, with a diverse committee selecting the best candidate. After all, what’s the point of having three branches of government and a separation of power with checks and balances if we don’t actually check anything and let one person become too powerful.

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