- Make headphone wires out of shoelaces and shoelaces out of headphone wires, now headphones will always untie and your laces will never undo.
- Google’s Self Driving Car should have an incognito mode where it tints all your windows.
- Movie about a Nigerian Prince who struggles to move millions of dollars out of his country with the help of a strangers he meets online
- Make it so no city can have more than one professional sports team… and it has to play all sports!
- Take a girl on a first date to couples counseling.
- Get all the one hit wonder bands together for a massive concert where they each only play their one song.
- A microwave that goes to YouTube and finds a video the exact length of the time you just typed in and plays it on the microwave door.
- Snickers should do a commercial with Louis C.K. where he’s optimistic and cheerful until he eats a snickers.
Intrigued I decided to try and come up with a few sketchy/shady/quirky ideas of my own. Here’s a look at what I came up with:
- Partner with Eddie Murphy to create an airline that caters to flying with babies. Call it Daddy Day Air.
- Collect all of the drier and belly button lint in the world and convert it into bio-fuel.
- Make Family Feud all about competing against members of your own family instead of competing against a different family. Book the Kardashians for the first episode.
- Mandate that Sports Illustrated can’t use any words.
- In addition to a driving test mandate that everyone also has to pass a walking test.
- Make it so that if you don’t vote you lose the right to vote from that point on.
- Give multiple life sentences to anyone who doesn’t pick up after their dog, litters, harms an animal or defaces nature in any way.
- Create a Real World style reality TV show where all presidential candidates live together in the same house. Candidates vote each other out until only one remains and that person gets the nomination.
- Mandate that everyone has to take a citizenship test every five years. If you fail you get deported.
Are any of these sketchy ideas the Greatest Idea Ever?
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